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{"source_url": "https://drrichswier.com", "url": "https://drrichswier.com/2020/01/01/media-disappointed-to-learn-armed-citizen-stopped-mass-shooting/", "title": "Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Mass Shooting \u2013 Dr. Rich Swier", "top_image": "https://drrichswier.com/wp-content/uploads/chruch-shooting-bb-article-5338-2.jpg", "meta_img": "", "images": ["https://drrichswier.com/wp-content/uploads/chruch-shooting-bb-article-5338-2.jpg", "http://drrich.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/logo_264x69.png"], "movies": [], "text": "U.S.\u2014The nation\u2019s media outlets announced they were grieving today as an armed citizen stopped a mass shooting.\n\n\u201cWe grieve that this tragedy we could have exploited for weeks on end was stopped by a good guy with a gun,\u201d said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter on the scene. \u201cOur thoughts and prayers are with the shooter.\u201d\n\n\u201cWe are absolutely heartbroken and in shock over here,\u201d said one New York Times journalist. \u201cWhat could have given us weeks and weeks of frothing-at-the-mouth stories about gun control will now have to be suppressed since it does not align with our agenda.\u201d\n\nNews outlets also reminded the nation that they reserve the right to immediately bury mass shooting stories that don\u2019t help push their agenda.\n\nOutlets like CNN, MSNBC, and ABC News confirmed that they carefully look over the facts of a given case to see if it lines up with the correct opinions before deciding to push it incessantly for weeks on end.\n\n\u201cWhile we usually would exploit a tragedy like this to push our gun control agenda, in this case, the facts don\u2019t really help us,\u201d said CNN reporter Bob Costanza, after a recent shooting was shut down by a citizen with a gun. \u201cIt\u2019s tragic that it ended that way, because we really could have gotten a lot of mileage out of that bad boy.\u201d\n\nThe media didn\u2019t even try to find children who were present during the shooting to parade around talk shows and put on the covers of magazines for a full year this time around.\n\nRELATED SATIRE:\n\nSupreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them\n\nFord Introduces 40-Passenger Van: \u2018The Homeschooler\u2019\n\nFirst Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue\n\nFollower Of Joseph Smith Urges Nation To Reject Morally Flawed Leaders\n\nFollower Of Joseph Smith Urges Nation To Reject Morally Flawed Leaders", "keywords": [], "meta_keywords": [""], "tags": ["Gun Rights", "Political Satire", "Commentary"], "authors": ["The Babylon Bee"], "publish_date": "Wed Jan 1 00:00:00 2020", "summary": "", "article_html": "", "meta_description": "", "meta_lang": "en", "meta_favicon": "", "meta_data": {"robots": "index, follow", "viewport": "width=device-width, initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1"}, "canonical_link": "https://drrichswier.com/2020/01/01/media-disappointed-to-learn-armed-citizen-stopped-mass-shooting/"} |
